impastable
impastable by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011
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impottable
impottable by AceHimself October 16, 2013
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impussable
A term used to describe a version of the female species who is in no conceivable way willing to interact in sexual activity. No matter how hard you try, she will not give it up.
1.) "Dude! I'm totally gonna hook up with that Tammy chick tonight!"
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."
2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."
2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."
impussable by Jam Master Joke October 26, 2009
inutable
inutable by stan george April 28, 2008
impobable
1. A portmanteau of improbable and impossible.
2. When something is so improbable that it might as well be impossible.
2. When something is so improbable that it might as well be impossible.
Person 1: I could jump across that river.
Person 2: No you couldn't. You would fall in and drown.
Person 1: Nah, I could make it.
Person 2: There is like a .00000001% chance that you could make that jump. That's pretty freakin' impobable dude.
Person 1: But not impossible *tries to jump across river, but promptly falls in*
Person 2: No you couldn't. You would fall in and drown.
Person 1: Nah, I could make it.
Person 2: There is like a .00000001% chance that you could make that jump. That's pretty freakin' impobable dude.
Person 1: But not impossible *tries to jump across river, but promptly falls in*
impobable by brainytheinsaney June 12, 2011
immutable nutz
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Fuck You: "Immutable Nutz"
Hammer: "I'm gunna jump in here, at the flurry's half way point. Incidentally, you don't wanna know what urban dictionary thinks of the term vatican gag."
Trawler: "That is a very optimistic view."
Hammer: "Bear in mind, I'm counting all flurries that have ever occurred as a single, unbroken flurry. What I'm saying is, we're all going to die in about seven years' time."
Trawler: "At the conclusion of the omniflurry, into whose second half we have recently crossed."
Fuck You: "Immutable Nutz"
Hammer: "I'm gunna jump in here, at the flurry's half way point. Incidentally, you don't wanna know what urban dictionary thinks of the term vatican gag."
Trawler: "That is a very optimistic view."
Hammer: "Bear in mind, I'm counting all flurries that have ever occurred as a single, unbroken flurry. What I'm saying is, we're all going to die in about seven years' time."
Trawler: "At the conclusion of the omniflurry, into whose second half we have recently crossed."
immutable nutz by cheumpford May 9, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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