1. A portmanteau of improbable and impossible.
2. When something is so improbable that it might as well be impossible.
2. When something is so improbable that it might as well be impossible.
Person 1: I could jump across that river.
Person 2: No you couldn't. You would fall in and drown.
Person 1: Nah, I could make it.
Person 2: There is like a .00000001% chance that you could make that jump. That's pretty freakin' impobable dude.
Person 1: But not impossible *tries to jump across river, but promptly falls in*
Person 2: No you couldn't. You would fall in and drown.
Person 1: Nah, I could make it.
Person 2: There is like a .00000001% chance that you could make that jump. That's pretty freakin' impobable dude.
Person 1: But not impossible *tries to jump across river, but promptly falls in*
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HOWS YOUR WIFE?
YOU DOING OKAY?
HOWS- HOWS YOUR- HOWS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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SO AS I WAS SAYING
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̶͈̟̀̃O ̧̣͇̠̗̥͍͍̜͊͂̓̽͑̈́̀́̕H̶͕̖̳̲̭͔̼̤̖̍̑̓̇͒̆̕W̶̢̡̝͚̰̣̖̿͂G ̳̙̑̓̅̉̇̔͐́̿A̶̧̜͕͕̱͇̝͉͐͆̀̈́̆L̵̲͚̿͌A̴̗̓̚Q̶̧̬͉̻̦̰̳͕̻̉̒Ò̴̰̔̌͝͝͠U̵͓͓̤̜̪̻̟̠͆̓̓͑̈́͐͝ͅH ͈̼̻̯̖̪͛̄̒̿̇̑̈́͘͠Q̶̨͙̼̹̜̼́ͅA̴̲̳̪̋̂̿̏̅̓͑
̱̟̕S ̼͍̯̹̮͇̤̹͋̐̐̇͑F ̘͚̭̝̯͕̗̲̖̒̎́̌D ͈̠̠͚̠̗̲̖̀͂̅́́̑̉͜A ̛̬̜̙̬̱̐͘ͅỦ̴͖̳͙͈̽I̴̢̘͓̙͙͙̺̲͌̄̉͑̎͂͝H̴̨̨̦͉̞͎̯͊ͅF̵̠̥̹̀̅̒D̶̢͊̂͐̓͂̇̃͌̅S̶͎̄̆A ̡͚̰̱̘̄͑͋̍̐̊̓́O ͎̭̄͌̌͛̈́̌I̴̥͍͑͊̌͘F̵̨̟͂̎̿͝͝I̴̢̩̘̼͉̣͓͂̓̀̉̚͜
̵̺̈́͋̌H ͎̯̞̔͒̿̃̾̈̓͝͝H̵͈̥̃̉͋̐͒̾͜H ̜̪͓̇͌̓̄̔̍H ͕̣̼̆͒̊͠H ͎́̂̈́̇̌̈́͊͘̕H̵͍̭̦̺̞̤͓̥͕͒͠Ḥ̴̺̰͓̱̈́̐H̵͔͈̥͂̇̌̔̈͘̚H̶̳͇̠͈̣̯̏͆͘͝Ȟ̴̨̨̼̦͇̏̍̃͑̕͜H ̡̨̣̍̍̌̚͝Ḩ̶̩̜͐̾̇̃̐̾̈H̶͕̹̔̾͌̾̽H̴͉͚̪̖̟̬̠̾̃̎̽͒͋͝H ͓̝̄Ḧ̵̨̭̬͇̖͕͔̹́̈͑̋̕̚H ̭̥̳̙͉͕̣̳́͒̅̕H ̙̙͔͚̟̝͖̥̟̎͛̕͝H̶̨̛̠̳͑̓͑́͐͊H̵̡͕̝̞̼̅̉͗̚ͅḨ̴̢͉̺̝̇̐͆͐͜H̴̘̲͙͓͕͖̻̘͕͗͝H̵̢̻̰̩͉͂́̅̉͐͝H̴̠̻̐͊̎̀̊̃̕H̶̫̗̩̩̬͛̓͗͜ͅH ̧̓H̶͇̟͂̔̈́͑̃̓̕̕Ḩ̴̮̥̗̣̣̳̾̿̿͒͜H ̨̧̢̖̬͙̞͉̲̋́̍̈́̈͌H̶̨̨̬̄̉́̾H̴̨̛͎̤͆͐̂͋̓͝͝ͅ
tiky: AAA OOO AAA OOO AA E E E E E O
AAA OOO AAA OOO AA E E E E E O
AAA O E A OO- *coughing* JFUDSHIUSHAGIKUFHGLAHUIHDA
SO UHH
HOWS YOUR WIFE?
YOU DOING OKAY?
HOWS- HOWS YOUR- HOWS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
UHHHHHH
SO AS I WAS SAYING
(slips) IASDJPFOGOIJGIOFAJGDFOIJGDAFOIGJDAOGIDF
OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DUEAGFDSUHG9DAHGUASDUFHUSADHFUIDSAGHFUAFUHAGUA7YFGUFGHD
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LSWAQUHSIAIFL;AWQLA
Y ̡̹͓̞͉̗̬̘͚̓̑͒͐́̓̀̾͝ ̶̧̫̣̻̜̝̊̅̌̈́͂̑Ē̵̛̙̰̯͌͛͗̉ͅ ̴̨̡͖͉̜̠͑̓A ͉̅͊̓͋̀̋̈̿̕ ̶̧͓̫̺̯̘̥͓̱̑̀́͒̄H̴͎͍́͗̈͋̀́͒͠
̶͈̟̀̃O ̧̣͇̠̗̥͍͍̜͊͂̓̽͑̈́̀́̕H̶͕̖̳̲̭͔̼̤̖̍̑̓̇͒̆̕W̶̢̡̝͚̰̣̖̿͂G ̳̙̑̓̅̉̇̔͐́̿A̶̧̜͕͕̱͇̝͉͐͆̀̈́̆L̵̲͚̿͌A̴̗̓̚Q̶̧̬͉̻̦̰̳͕̻̉̒Ò̴̰̔̌͝͝͠U̵͓͓̤̜̪̻̟̠͆̓̓͑̈́͐͝ͅH ͈̼̻̯̖̪͛̄̒̿̇̑̈́͘͠Q̶̨͙̼̹̜̼́ͅA̴̲̳̪̋̂̿̏̅̓͑
̱̟̕S ̼͍̯̹̮͇̤̹͋̐̐̇͑F ̘͚̭̝̯͕̗̲̖̒̎́̌D ͈̠̠͚̠̗̲̖̀͂̅́́̑̉͜A ̛̬̜̙̬̱̐͘ͅỦ̴͖̳͙͈̽I̴̢̘͓̙͙͙̺̲͌̄̉͑̎͂͝H̴̨̨̦͉̞͎̯͊ͅF̵̠̥̹̀̅̒D̶̢͊̂͐̓͂̇̃͌̅S̶͎̄̆A ̡͚̰̱̘̄͑͋̍̐̊̓́O ͎̭̄͌̌͛̈́̌I̴̥͍͑͊̌͘F̵̨̟͂̎̿͝͝I̴̢̩̘̼͉̣͓͂̓̀̉̚͜
̵̺̈́͋̌H ͎̯̞̔͒̿̃̾̈̓͝͝H̵͈̥̃̉͋̐͒̾͜H ̜̪͓̇͌̓̄̔̍H ͕̣̼̆͒̊͠H ͎́̂̈́̇̌̈́͊͘̕H̵͍̭̦̺̞̤͓̥͕͒͠Ḥ̴̺̰͓̱̈́̐H̵͔͈̥͂̇̌̔̈͘̚H̶̳͇̠͈̣̯̏͆͘͝Ȟ̴̨̨̼̦͇̏̍̃͑̕͜H ̡̨̣̍̍̌̚͝Ḩ̶̩̜͐̾̇̃̐̾̈H̶͕̹̔̾͌̾̽H̴͉͚̪̖̟̬̠̾̃̎̽͒͋͝H ͓̝̄Ḧ̵̨̭̬͇̖͕͔̹́̈͑̋̕̚H ̭̥̳̙͉͕̣̳́͒̅̕H ̙̙͔͚̟̝͖̥̟̎͛̕͝H̶̨̛̠̳͑̓͑́͐͊H̵̡͕̝̞̼̅̉͗̚ͅḨ̴̢͉̺̝̇̐͆͐͜H̴̘̲͙͓͕͖̻̘͕͗͝H̵̢̻̰̩͉͂́̅̉͐͝H̴̠̻̐͊̎̀̊̃̕H̶̫̗̩̩̬͛̓͗͜ͅH ̧̓H̶͇̟͂̔̈́͑̃̓̕̕Ḩ̴̮̥̗̣̣̳̾̿̿͒͜H ̨̧̢̖̬͙̞͉̲̋́̍̈́̈͌H̶̨̨̬̄̉́̾H̴̨̛͎̤͆͐̂͋̓͝͝ͅ
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by Yoshiballs May 29, 2010
Get the ipodable mug.The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD
person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"
person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"
person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"
person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"
person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"
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Get the imposible, perhaps the archives are incomplete mug.A place or thing which can be improved, a person who is capable of improving themselves or is willing to listen to someone who wants to show them how to improve.
Eddie is not improvable, he doesn't even answer his Father's telephone calls or emails because he does not want to listen to his Father's advice. It seems he thinks he knows better.
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