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Mission Impissable 

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...
Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."
Mission Impissable by Halit March 6, 2009

Impalpable 

Something you can't touch.
"Can't touch this."

or

"This object is impalpable."
Impalpable by Ketrinon November 20, 2009

impottable

impottable describes a ball on the ball table that is impossible to pot. Impottable.
He needed to pot the red to get onto the black, but sadly that ball was impottable
impottable by AceHimself October 16, 2013

impastaqueen 

A Person who is popular on duolingo due to having a big streak(based on the famous user impastaqueen who had the longest streak of 14 years)
Impastaqueen did we just become quest freinds

impissable 

you cant there!" "why not" "its impissable!
impissable by oats! August 3, 2011

impussable 

A term used to describe a version of the female species who is in no conceivable way willing to interact in sexual activity. No matter how hard you try, she will not give it up.
1.) "Dude! I'm totally gonna hook up with that Tammy chick tonight!"
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."

2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."
impussable by Jam Master Joke October 26, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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