impottable

impottable describes a ball on the ball table that is impossible to pot. Impottable.

He needed to pot the red to get onto the black, but sadly that ball was impottable

impottable by AceHimself October 16, 2013

impastable 

pasta that is difficult to eat.

Eating spaghetti in a restaurant on a blind date is impastable.

impastable by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011

Improstable 

One who is incapable of being prostituted. The opposite of prostable.

My friend Carrie is improstable: no one would pay to sleep with her.

Improstable by ajfajn May 27, 2011

ImPectable 

What MrPectable viewers say when they see an Amazing Moment (or OMG,SHEESH,POG).

That Trade Was Impectable.

ImPectable by Impectable July 11, 2022

immootable 

Something that is moot, and will always be moot. Its moot-ness is immutable.

There is no point arguing about that, its immootable.

immootable by beergardens October 18, 2008

impobable 

1. A portmanteau of improbable and impossible.

2. When something is so improbable that it might as well be impossible.

Person 1: I could jump across that river.

Person 2: No you couldn't. You would fall in and drown.

Person 1: Nah, I could make it.

Person 2: There is like a .00000001% chance that you could make that jump. That's pretty freakin' impobable dude.

Person 1: But not impossible *tries to jump across river, but promptly falls in*

impobable by brainytheinsaney June 12, 2011

impoppable 

the inability to pop something

“My toes are impoppable after wearing those heels!”

impoppable by lil windex74 April 8, 2024