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A short sweet way of expressing that one is a homosexual male and not interested in whatever heterononsense is being expressed
J: Dam brah dat chikz hella fine. Ima pop her deep wit my lang lang ya feel me?

D: Dude Imhmo I dont give a shiz about her but lemme lick your lang lang brah
imhmo by JmyCrack Korn December 18, 2022
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A short sweet way of expressing that one is a homosexual male and not interested in whatever heterononsense is being expressed
J: Dam brah dat chikz hella fine. Ima pop her deep wit my lang lang ya feel me?

D: Dude Imhmo I dont give a shiz about her but lemme lick your lang lang brah
imhmo by JmyCrack Korn December 18, 2022
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In my humble Mom opinion. IMHO, with M for Mom, added.
IMHMO, your parenting advice can fuck off.
imhmo by IMHMO July 17, 2023

Immortalized

what j grimes (junior grimes) has become
Junior grimes is immortalized, his ascension is inevitable and the earth shall be his to forever conquer and enslave its people
Immortalized by U R clueless November 3, 2021
the dead on definition of junior grimes (J. Grimes) “June wick”, “junifer” etc

He/she is a corrupt and menacing individual who’s able to slip by undetected as their crimes destroy people and terrorize society,

The immoral J grimes

The infamous J grimes
The illicit J Grimes

There’s not enough words to describe junior but immoral is most definitely one of them

Vicious, malevolent, deadly, chaotic, evil, beautiful yet deceptive, etc

Immoral means J grimes
Example:

Junior grimes is immoral and his actions contradict his words yet they don’t because like he said before “I am everything and none of it at the same time for I can be whatever you want me to be”

J Grimes is immoral

Immoral is j grimes
Immoral by Wtf even is a username??! December 29, 2021
junior grimes (old J) or “magic J” whatever tf people call him
Junior is immoral as he has zero filter and even less guilt for whom he torments and enjoys seeing people destroy one another as themselves
Immoral by Mf boone December 29, 2021

my immortal 

A fan fiction that, if it's fake, then it's complete genius; and if it's real it's total desecration of a perfectly good book/movie series. Starring the ultimate Mary Sue Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way, who is "totally goff". Nearly everything is misspelled. ALL of the characters are COMPLETELY ooc. Also, theyre SO cool, that they do crack AND coke. Because apparently the author didn't realize that crack IS coke.
Regarded as the worst fanfiction in the history of all fan fiction, My Immortal is highly entertaining. Giving us new words like "virility" instead of "virginity", "mastacate" instead of "masturbate", and "excretion" instead of "discretion".

Very much recommended. You don't need to be a harry potter fan- it will make you laugh, I swear.
Friend: "Let's read my immortal!"

Friend two: "No, I'm afraid I'll vomit."

Friend: "But I want to find out what happens to Ebony/Enoby/Ebobby/Egogy/Tara, or however else the author decides to spell her name!"
my immortal by Lawlz, June 23, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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