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A fan fiction that, if it's fake, then it's complete genius; and if it's real it's total desecration of a perfectly good book/movie series. Starring the ultimate Mary Sue Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way, who is "totally goff". Nearly everything is misspelled. ALL of the characters are COMPLETELY ooc. Also, theyre SO cool, that they do crack AND coke. Because apparently the author didn't realize that crack IS coke.
Regarded as the worst fanfiction in the history of all fan fiction, My Immortal is highly entertaining. Giving us new words like "virility" instead of "virginity", "mastacate" instead of "masturbate", and "excretion" instead of "discretion".

Very much recommended. You don't need to be a harry potter fan- it will make you laugh, I swear.
Friend: "Let's read my immortal!"

Friend two: "No, I'm afraid I'll vomit."

Friend: "But I want to find out what happens to Ebony/Enoby/Ebobby/Egogy/Tara, or however else the author decides to spell her name!"
by Lawlz, July 10, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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1. a song by evanescence (a modern-ish proto-goth pop band fronted by Amy Lee)

2. A satirical masterpiece, combining all the most undesirable aspects of most fanfics. Some of these include; constant horrific grammatical/spelling errors, rape of cannon of a popular movie (harry potter in this case), forgetting setting/character's names to a confusing degree, forced blending of personal interest, promotion of one poseur clique over another (goths), and Pre-teen virgin sexual fantasies. Fictional author tara gilesbe (often misspelled), invents cliched characters who seem to have the exact same personality, and similar appearence. she also awkwardly blends fictional characters with her real life friends reflecting their relationships.
My immortal is one of the best songs ever written. It reflects how my soul felt after my last breakup

Tara: Lolz!! prepz be wear!! my immortal fart two cums ut dis weak!!! goffs rule
by jerskater March 12, 2008
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The worst fan fiction in the history of fan fiction. Possibly a genius fake by a dedicated troll. it is very likely that the author is dyslexic.
Friend: "dude, you have to read my immortal"

Friend: " why? It's total shit, and my grandma just died"

Friend: "exactly! You need a good laugh"
by The F-ing F-offs July 10, 2008
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Fanfiction supposedly written by a one, Terra Gillespie. Though many theorize that this work and it's author are entirely satire.

If it is satire, it is on an Andy Kaufman level of genius.

The story stars Terra as Ebony Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way. A self described goff (spelling Goth with oddly situational Cockney phonetics) vampire (with straight teeth) who loves Hot Topic and hates herself some "prepz" (A word I never heard anyone, outside of a high school, speak with any sincerity short of A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell.

The story features many unique and unfortunate points of interest.

1. Virtually every chapter starts with the author yelling and swearing at the reader base. Threatening to stop writing if at least five good reviews aren't posted. Essentially holding crap for hostage.

2. Character names are apparently suggestions. Each character, including her own, is systematically misspelled in a way that puts the greatest telemarketers to shame. Watching her try to spell "McGonagall" is sad, like watching a limbless man in a three legged race.

3. Harry Potter is now a vampire and, in a veritable orgy of creativity, refers to himself as "Vampire".

4. Dumbledore swears like a sailor. Dropping more f-bombs than a Dennis Leary standup set.

5. Voldemort gives Ebony a gun at one point to kill Vampire Potter, and speaks in Ye' Olde Rene Faire Englishe.

6. Ebony is in a gothic metal band called "Bloody Gothic Rose 666". Apparently they sound like a mix of between Good Charlette, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance and really bad idea.
other members are B'loody Mary (her jack off friend), Vampire, Draco, Ron (aka Diabolo) and motherfucking HAGRID (on washboard bass).

7. Apparently the dress code of Hogwarts has been replaced with a giant, magic Hot Topic that Good Charlotte routinely plays concerts at. I also hear Fred and George are now running the Hogsmeade Mall's Spender Gifts selling magic animated porn postcards, tin ankh/pentagram/potleaf jewelry and, fart based boardgames.

8. Many of the 45 chapters are dedicated, almost entirely, to the vampiric clown outfits she swathes herself in.

9. Even though she HATES "prepz" (a term that no one uses outside of high school) all of her favorite bands are ironically NOT Goth. Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance are pop groups.

10. "I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was, because he's a major fucking hottie."
...Think about that last line...why would you want to be related to someone you thought was sexy!?!?
My Immortal is either the single greatest work of viral satire since Chad Warden Or, the single greatest strike against public school systems to date.
by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
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1. A song by Evanescence
2. The worst fanfic ever.
1. "My Immortal's a pretty decent song!"
2. I only had to read the first paragraph of My Immortal to know that Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was a Mary Sue.
by Raynbo March 09, 2008
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The other person is wrong. This song is about a past love who died and/or Amy Lee's younger sister who tragically died, not God. I'm not sure how this person got that impression. Just correcting.

It's a very beautiful song. I'm not an Evanescence fan, but I love the song.
by Yasmine!! December 08, 2005
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