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ill-cliterate by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010
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ill-clitorate
- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
ill-clitorate by droit84 January 31, 2007
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illcliterate • ill-clitorate • Ill literate • ilcliterate • iLL • ill nana • Ill call you • ill nino • ill-will • ill-eagle
Ill literate
1) The purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -OR-
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct
(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct
(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)
"John just texted me, 'I b thr 8 tmrw bring beer'... Damn, he's so ill literate!"
My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."
... I can't understand this ill literate shit!
My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."
... I can't understand this ill literate shit!
Ill literate by BeckyMoMecky September 12, 2012
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ilcliterate by CT Vigilante July 30, 2008
illcliterate
Hey man, are you illcliterate??
I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.
I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.
illcliterate by Libbs December 9, 2008
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illcliterate by Extremely Cliterate March 4, 2012
illcliterate
An adjective to describe someone who cannot sexually please a woman. A play on the word "illiterate".
illcliterate by Ericatheprincess September 15, 2014
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