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ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.
Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.
by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010
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ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
by droit84 January 31, 2007
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Ill literate

1) The purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -OR-
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct

(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)
"John just texted me, 'I b thr 8 tmrw bring beer'... Damn, he's so ill literate!"

My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."

... I can't understand this ill literate shit!
by BeckyMoMecky September 12, 2012
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ilcliterate

Louise has no idea how to lap a clam.
She is ilcliterate.
by CT Vigilante July 30, 2008
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illcliterate

The lack of knowledge of the location of the clitoris.
Also related to lack of sexual experience.
Hey man, are you illcliterate??

I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.
by Libbs December 9, 2008
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illcliterate

ignorant in the ways of pleasing women sexually
Cynthia Nixon said she chose to be gay because too many men are illcliterate.
by Extremely Cliterate March 4, 2012
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illcliterate

An adjective to describe someone who cannot sexually please a woman. A play on the word "illiterate".
"Yeah, we went out for a while, but he was totally illcliterate."
by Ericatheprincess September 15, 2014
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