illcliterate

The lack of knowledge of the location of the clitoris.
Also related to lack of sexual experience.

Hey man, are you illcliterate??

I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.

by Libbs December 9, 2008

illcliterate

ignorant in the ways of pleasing women sexually

Cynthia Nixon said she chose to be gay because too many men are illcliterate.

by Extremely Cliterate March 4, 2012

illcliterate

An adjective to describe someone who cannot sexually please a woman. A play on the word "illiterate".

"Yeah, we went out for a while, but he was totally illcliterate."

by Ericatheprincess September 15, 2014

Illcliterate

A guy who knows more about what's under the hood of a car than the hood of a clitoris

"Heather...I finally went out with Trevor Saturday night...remember? Yeah...he is totally illcliterate."

by Luvbutton October 7, 2020

illcliterate

Referring to illcliteracy in which an individual is inefficient in finding the clit.

My buddy Gabriel says he's illcliterate, no wonder he doesn't get laid.

by anonymous August 30, 2023

Illcliterate

A word used to describe someone who lacks the ability to effectively stimulate the clitoris.

Janet felt disappointed with Franks attempts at pleasing her orally due to his being illcliterate.

by Rimbozaggy July 23, 2025

Technologically illiterate

Someone who doesn't know and will probably never learn how to work a computer or any form of technology, i.e video games, cell phones, microwaves, etc.

Mother: Honey, where's the space bar?
Teen: Mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
Mother: Oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
Teen: *Sighs* Mom, you are so technologically illiterate.

by Frostgirl117 February 24, 2011