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ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
ill-clitorate by droit84 January 31, 2007
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ill-cliterate 

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.
Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.

illcliterate 

The lack of knowledge of the location of the clitoris.
Also related to lack of sexual experience.
Hey man, are you illcliterate??

I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.
illcliterate by Libbs December 9, 2008

Illclitorate

The inability to find the clitoris.
He's terrible in the bedroom, completely illclitorate.
Illclitorate by CelticDaddy January 26, 2026

illcliterate 

ignorant in the ways of pleasing women sexually
Cynthia Nixon said she chose to be gay because too many men are illcliterate.

illcliterate 

An adjective to describe someone who cannot sexually please a woman. A play on the word "illiterate".
"Yeah, we went out for a while, but he was totally illcliterate."
illcliterate by Ericatheprincess September 15, 2014

Illcliterate 

A guy who knows more about what's under the hood of a car than the hood of a clitoris
"Heather...I finally went out with Trevor Saturday night...remember? Yeah...he is totally illcliterate."
Illcliterate by Luvbutton October 7, 2020
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