ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.

"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."

by droit84 January 31, 2007

ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.

Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.

by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010

illcliterate

The lack of knowledge of the location of the clitoris.
Also related to lack of sexual experience.

Hey man, are you illcliterate??

I couldn't believe my date last night was illcliterate! It really did ruin the mood.

by Libbs December 9, 2008

Illclitorate

The inability to find the clitoris.

He's terrible in the bedroom, completely illclitorate.

by CelticDaddy January 26, 2026

illcliterate

ignorant in the ways of pleasing women sexually

Cynthia Nixon said she chose to be gay because too many men are illcliterate.

by Extremely Cliterate March 4, 2012

illcliterate

An adjective to describe someone who cannot sexually please a woman. A play on the word "illiterate".

"Yeah, we went out for a while, but he was totally illcliterate."

by Ericatheprincess September 15, 2014

Illcliterate

A guy who knows more about what's under the hood of a car than the hood of a clitoris

"Heather...I finally went out with Trevor Saturday night...remember? Yeah...he is totally illcliterate."

by Luvbutton October 7, 2020