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The hottest of the hot! The name Ignatij literally has it’s origins from Latin Ignatijus, meaning the fiery. Ignatij are very rare, so if you ever find one, you should be very careful with him because if you lose him, finding a new one is nearly impossible. All Ignatij’s have a 6-pack and a very sexy physique. They also tent to have model-like faces. Ignatij’s are very dominant, masculine, and manly, at the same time tho, if they’re into you, they can be very passionate, loving, and caring. All Ignatij’s have huge penises, mostly 16-20cm. They are very passionate and exciting in bed. Furthermore, most Ignatijs tent to be unexpectedly Intelligent, because usually guys that hit are dumb as fuck, but Ignatij’s are both sexy and smart, especially Eastern- European ones. They are extremely lazy, but if they develop an interest, they spend days and nights on it. They are usually very interested in biology and chemistry, but also have a huge knowledge and interest of history, politics, economy, and philosophy. You will be shocked by the amount of knowledge a guy that hot has, if you come across an Ignatij. Ignatij’s tend to have very handsome eyes as well, mostly in blue or grey, but some also in green.
-How can such a incredibly hot guy have such a huge penis and be so intelligent?!
-Oh I forgot, it’s an Ignatij.
ignatij by Caroline17 February 6, 2018
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Michael Ignatieff

1. A former-candidate in the Liberal Party of Canada Leadership race, who lost. He also claimed that Ukraine was not a country. In addition to this, he felt that he could lead Canada, even though he lived in the United States for 25 year prior to being elected to Federal Parliament.
2. This name is synonymous with arrogant, idiot, and queef.
Man, that guy just dissed up the Ukrainians, what a Michael Ignatieff.

Ewww, whats that fishy smell? Must be an Ignatieff.

That guy just flipped off the Pope, what an Ignatieff.
Michael Ignatieff by mcplantusss December 3, 2006
The best name ever created. A person with this name had a shining personality and is loyal to everyone he comes across.. Adventurous and talented. The best sex you will ever have is with a person named ignatius. Anyone with the name has a big penis not a small one. Is the American version of Ignacio and the longer version of Iggy or Ig.
Whats that guys name?
His name is Ignatius.
What!? With a name like that I gotta hook up with him!
Ignatius by pitbull1234 November 7, 2011
Ignatius Bob
Ignatius by greatnamer February 3, 2010
absolutely huge penis and probobly the best kisser ever dates the best girl in the world and is funny nice to people nice to him
omg your such an ignatius

thank you daddy
Ignatius by jjsn f h h. sjhh February 24, 2021
A name that is greek and in english its called ignatius. It is usually used on human beings.
-1st person: Hello my name is George!
2nd person: Hi my name is Ignatis nice to meet you!
Ignatis by Ig08 January 13, 2021

Ignatius Reilly 

The central character of John Kennedy Toole's pulitzer prize winning novel A Confederacy of Dunces.
In his 30s, Ignatius still lives with his innocent, old, alcoholic of a mother. Despite his immense education and former profession as a university professor, our protagonist had no patience for his students' inferior minds.
He could be described as an oafish genius prone to fantastic levels of delusion. His epic viewpoint on even the most trivial of things makes it difficult to sustain a steady job. Ignatius has a particular interest in his disdain for pop culture, and modernity in general. In fact, Reilly goes to such great lengths to revel in this disdain that he will, for example, attend the movie theater just to fiercely ridicule the lesser films.
Easily rivals Patrick Bateman as the most unintentionally humorous fictional character of all time.
Bruce Lee: Who is more unintentionally funny, the infamous Patrick Bateman or the immortal Ignatius Reilly?
Jose Contreras: They're both gut wrenchingly hilarious. Ignatius is loveable despite his ridiculousness, Bateman is despicable but awesome from a birds eye view. Both are pretty far removed from reality in one way or another, but Ignatius is a far more interesting character though American Psycho's satire is more pointed and effective.
Bruce Lee: Would you shut the fuck up?
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