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Used as an Instagram post captions for beautiful independent women to confuse their boyfriends on the meaning.

This is caption is strategically unclear as a way to put more focus on the pure beauty and smiles going on in the photos, rather than posting without a caption "idoc" is used in its place.
Girlfriend: *Instagram post caption* "IDOC !! part 1"

Boyfriend: I don't know what this means, but damn she is beautiful!
idoc by LongJonTheArchitect October 13, 2020
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idocracy 

when a bunch of dumbass's act more idiotic and failing more then ever
group of freshman acting like they know trig: the awnsers 11

one seinor: idocracy
idocracy by silverxX95 October 21, 2011
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the act of placing ones penis in another persons eye. Usualy out of rage or frustration. Also known as skull fucking.
Jerry pissed me off so much last night, I pushed him into a dark alley and idocked the fucker
idock by chess007 February 21, 2011

Idoccutaned 

When you are a special forces infantryman, top in your class in medical school nearly graduated a prime athlete with dazzling green eyes, perfectly luscious red lips, a ripped body. You take an acne drug, Accutane, for a few weeks and then your life gets completely wrecked with over 12 serious illnesses.
Hey man! Did you hear about the top student in med school? I hear he got Idoccutaned!
Idoccutaned by redroger October 11, 2019

idocious 

"the cat fell off the table!"

"what an idocious little guy."
idocious by kimenochan March 20, 2024

idocious 

Someone or something that is stupid but charming.
"Your cat fell off the table!"
"Sorry, he's so idocious."
idocious by kimenochan March 20, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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