idock

the act of placing ones penis in another persons eye. Usualy out of rage or frustration. Also known as skull fucking.

Jerry pissed me off so much last night, I pushed him into a dark alley and idocked the fucker

by chess007 February 21, 2011

indock

The sexual act of two men docking inside of a female. One man inserts his penis in the vagina while the other slides his penis into the woman's anus. Where the two penises touch, the uncircumcised male stretches his foreskin over the head of the other male's penis.

Matt likes to indock.

I heard that Elton John once indocked.

David Bowie is famous for indocking.

I'm bored. Do you care to indock?

by G.T. IV December 30, 2009

iCock

A variety of cleverly so named dildos manufactured by Apple, which come in many colors, shapes and sizes. Not only does it vibrate it can also store and play itunes while masturbating. Earphones sold separately.

Steve Jobs just announced the new iCock today.

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

iCock

Penis which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds

Bob: "Hi Jackie! Hear you got a shag off Colin last night. How was it?"

Jackie; "Bloody useless. He's got an iCock, so when he put it in he shot off straight away."

by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

iDork

An experienced teenage Mac user addicted to anything Apple related. Frequent poster at teen mac-related forums.

He's such an iDork. All he ever talks about are iPods.

by Alan C. January 5, 2006

idick

A person who lameness is exceeded only by their obsession with all items created by Apple.

"Did you hear about Bill? He just bought a new ijacket which keeps him warm and plays music." "You serious? Man, what an idick"

by Arrowed October 10, 2007

idek Apple iDeck

A phrase made by Zek Sanchez#3502 which is just a fun way to say "idek" or "I don't even know."
Pronounced as "eye deck Apple eye deck."

Random person: Uhh… What's the approximate size of the universe?
Zek: Bruhv idek Apple iDeck

by Zek Sanchez June 20, 2020