iProd

A conjunction of the terms iPod and prod. Describes the Apple iPod models (iPhone, iPod Touch, etc) that you control using finger gestures.

Considered a more positive term than the synonym iPoke.

"Quit fooling with your iProd and get back to work!"

by CrankyCyclist March 2, 2008

iPodilation

The dilation / expansion of a person's ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if iPod earphones.

"That person suffers from iPodilation."

"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."

"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."

by GM75 February 3, 2010

iPod Anxiety Effect

The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.

While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect

Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."

Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."

by non descript generic nickname August 29, 2009

iPod Worthy

When you like a song so much you decide it is "worthy enough to be on your iPod.

Person 1: Yo, don't you think Drake's song Headlines is amazing?

Person 2 : Naww man, i like it but it's not ipod worthy

by Demnat November 7, 2011

Ghetto iPod

When you don't own an iPod/mp3 so you listen to your favorite music before you go out to get it stuck in your head.

My ghetto iPod can only hold a few songs at once.

by ahahahahahano March 7, 2013

iPod headphones

the headphones created by Apple, they are the biggest pain in the ass because they will tangle up even if you are not using your ipod.

Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.

by #1stunna' January 2, 2008

iPod Zombie

An iPod-using pedestrian (typically of New York) that unknowingly risks becoming street pizza by attempting to adjust the perfect song and volume intensity while wandering into the street/against the crosswalk signal.

My cabbie almost flattened an iPod Zombie on the way to the airport.

by The Fish November 24, 2006