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Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.
Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!
by JakeStar October 04, 2005
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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Synonymus to graham cracker.
My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.
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The new iPod nano. Now rocking a video camera, a polished anodized aluminum finish, and a larger screen. Also making its debut: FM radio with Live Pause.

= one sexy bitch.
I'm recording a new movie while listening to Lady GaGa!

EXCELLENT.!

I love my ipod nano.
by It's Me, February 09, 2010
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Satan in an itty bitty plastic, music-playing body.
Last night I sat on my iPod Nano. It cracked in half and then this demon popped out and ate my soul.
by Sawomantha December 27, 2005
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the ipod nano is a magical creation by the Apple Computer company. It can hold 500 or 1,000 songs, depending on what you bought. They are high quality and come with games and all sorts of magical fun. And they are durable, because I've dropped mine um-teen times and it's barely scratched. They're low maintenece and the best creation ever made.
Sally: Hey, look what I found on the ground
Sally's boyfriend: !&%##! THAT'S AN iPOD NANO!!!
Sally: Okay...what's the big deal
Sally's boyfriend: *grabs nano and runs* By the way, I've been cheating on you with Katie!
by Jordan! November 24, 2006
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Small, compact flash-based mp3 player that is designed by the Apple Corporation. This design does not incorporate the previous outfitting of the iPod line, which included a hard drive, but runs far more efficiently without it. In addition, the buyer either has the choice of a black or white façade, with the traditional chrome backing.

The initial design for this product was the replace the iPod mini, but unfortunately, did not meet the expected sales. The first wave of the ‘nano’ had the choice of either coming in 2G or 4G and featured a colour screen.

It could also be noted that these models are not as fire-retardant as their predecessors, and carry with them the liability of being lost or dissolved in chemical testing.
Upon submerging from the geothermal reactor in Hong Kong, I had noticed that my newly-issued iPod nano had fallen into disrepute by ceasing to function.

I would rather consume some ice cream and buy 8 hookers.
by ~Snipe September 19, 2005
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