iplod

To walk along in oblivion to one's surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.

Those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.

by Zak Walshon May 13, 2004

iPlod

Trigger-happy internet police.

Joe got busted by the iPlod when he uploaded videos of his kids' Nativity Play on Facebook.

by Shatterface March 29, 2010

iPlod

The kind of modern digital mobile phone-style radio (with earpiece) the police in the UK use these days. "Plod" is a slang term used for British cops

The cop turned away for a moment: he was listening to something on his iPlod

by richnfamous February 1, 2009

iplod

an insulting term for any type of apple music device

dillon's an apple whore and got an iplod with "dillon murray master of the universe" laser engraved on it

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2005

iPlod Shuffle

The oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public iPod user. The iPlod Shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. Shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.

There were so many iPlod Shuffles downtown today, it was like fucking Resident Evil.

by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010

iPodilation

The dilation / expansion of a person's ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if iPod earphones.

"That person suffers from iPodilation."

"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."

"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."

by GM75 February 3, 2010

iPod Anxiety Effect

The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.

While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect

Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."

Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."

by non descript generic nickname August 29, 2009