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ipoded
ipoded by Ben.and.Amie February 28, 2008
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iPodge • ipod generation • ipodder • iPodcentric • ipode • ipoded • iPodemia • ipoder • Ipodery • iPodestrian
ipode
When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.
"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."
"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"
"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"
"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"
"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"
"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"
"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"
ipode by Canaryteen December 15, 2009
iPodder
A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
Man, Steve was an iPodder. I'm glad he was dancing to U2 when that truck ran him over...seems to justify the whole accident.
iPodder by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006
iPodcentric
A person who always has their iPod with them and listens to everything depending on mood and is partially deaf and constantly discusses music.
Person 1 :"Hey Oliver do you wanna go smoke crack?"
Person 2 :"He can't hear you he is iPodcentric"
iPodcentric guy : (Completely oblivious With ear buds in and bleeding from the ears)
Person 2 :"He can't hear you he is iPodcentric"
iPodcentric guy : (Completely oblivious With ear buds in and bleeding from the ears)
iPodcentric by gingermex21 June 1, 2010
ipoder
ipoder by dericmacaoidh May 13, 2005
ipodder
A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
this definition from maddox
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