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1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.
a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.
iPoned by Flirm Li January 20, 2011
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ipodding 

The act of illuminating the genitals with the use of ipod backlight during a 69.
Micheal "ipodded" with Jane to illuminate her vaginal region during a sexual encounter.
When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.
"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."

"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"

"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"

"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"
ipode by Canaryteen December 15, 2009
A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
Man, Steve was an iPodder. I'm glad he was dancing to U2 when that truck ran him over...seems to justify the whole accident.
iPodder by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006

iPodding 

Rubbing your nipple in a circular motion like you have an ipod in your shirt pocket
I caught Ryan iPodding the other day at IoA!
iPodding by Seps September 23, 2005

ipodding 

using an ipod, especially when there are more than one person in a group using their own ipods at the same time.
We were all sitting around, texting people and ipodding.
ipodding by wewerelaughingalltheway September 23, 2011