13 definitions by hex

ipodder

A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.

this definition from maddox

by hex August 5, 2005

Red Sox

a pissass excuse for a baseball team. It took them 86 years to win another World Series. Often refered to as the idiots and the stupid ass phrase "cowboy up".

How can all those Sox fans be so happy?

by hex October 31, 2004

blogging

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

usually occurs after a person purchases or attains access to a computer but before they learn anything about writing.

by hex August 5, 2005

blogging

If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.

this example via maddox

by hex August 5, 2005

Homo

HoMo stands for Honda Motorsports.

If Nismo is Nissan Motorsports, is HoMo Honda Motorsports.

by hex October 25, 2004

blargg

a combination of 'blah' and 'argg' usually used in fustration.

usually a term used by pirates.

1-BLARGG the scurvy dog got away again! best if said by pirate
2-BLARGG! i had such a bad day today!
3-person 1: blargg
person 2: whats wrong?
person 1: just bored and dont know what to do

by hex April 30, 2005

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by hex June 11, 2004