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iphowner 

It's simple aye. Someone who owns an iPhone.
Guy: My LG Viewty is soo much better than my Samsung

Dude: STFU. If any iPhowner heard that crap you'd be so owned..
iphowner by spypsy January 13, 2009
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iPhowner 

An owner of an iPhone.

These induviduals are far superior to everyone not owning an iPhone. The iPhowner's will do anything to insure the safety of their iPhone and could care less about others well being.
I'm going to an iPhone party, there's a strict iPhowner only policy.
iPhowner by RD31 February 18, 2010

iPhowner 

Someone who is constantly takes (or iPhowns) other peoples' iPhones, so much so that it would appear that they own their own.
Dude she's such an iPhowner - always taking mine to play tap-tap and go on facebook!
iPhowner by ScolloP November 16, 2009

iphowned 

The nasty habit of your iPhone turning perfectly good words like hell and ill into he'll and i'll without your consent.
text message to friend: Dude, I feel like he'll today. I am way to i'll to go out.
reply: wtf? iphowned?
iphowned by wigwam salesman October 18, 2009
people who love their iphone so much they get a boner when they think about it or play with their iphone.

dude, i was in class looking at the new apps and when i saw one anout world of warcraft, i totally got a iphoner in class.
iphoner by Paul Hoffmann February 4, 2009
The people who choose iphones only over other mobile brands.
I am an iphoner, I use my iphone daily.
iphoner by Ms. GzlAli January 15, 2016

iPhowned 

verb, iphown, iphowned, iphowning

1. Refers to the incident that occurs when the auto correct feature on an iPhone, or any other smart phone, changes an ordinary word or words, to an offensive or embarrassing word or phrase.

Although this can happen on any type of cell phone or smart phone, it has been most publicized on the iPhone, hence the reference to the iPhone in the pronunciation.
"Yesterday I totally got iPhowned when my phone auto corrected Anne's name to "anus." I got like forty-five minutes less sex because I had to explain how that happened."
iPhowned by Badharlot December 30, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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