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iphowned 

The nasty habit of your iPhone turning perfectly good words like hell and ill into he'll and i'll without your consent.
text message to friend: Dude, I feel like he'll today. I am way to i'll to go out.
reply: wtf? iphowned?
iphowned by wigwam salesman October 18, 2009
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iPhowned 

verb, iphown, iphowned, iphowning

1. Refers to the incident that occurs when the auto correct feature on an iPhone, or any other smart phone, changes an ordinary word or words, to an offensive or embarrassing word or phrase.

Although this can happen on any type of cell phone or smart phone, it has been most publicized on the iPhone, hence the reference to the iPhone in the pronunciation.
"Yesterday I totally got iPhowned when my phone auto corrected Anne's name to "anus." I got like forty-five minutes less sex because I had to explain how that happened."
iPhowned by Badharlot December 30, 2011

iPhowned 

To have your iPhone taxed by someone, usually on a regular basis, in order to play tap-tap, access facebook or another of the iPhone's various 'apps'.
Man, I totally just iPhowned you but what's your PIN-Code, I wanna play tap-tap!
iPhowned by ScolloP November 16, 2009
Getting suckered in $200 (or cheated) by Apple Inc. (AAPL) for buying a device thats for $599 when 68 days later the price was dropped to $399 (a 33% price drop).
June 29th, 2007
guywithiphone: "so i got the iphone today"
guywithiphone's friend: "oh nice!~"

Sept 5th, 2007
guywithiphone: "OMFG! WHY DID APPLE DROP THE PRICE BY $200?!?!"
guywithiphone's friend: "doode, you just got iPhownd
iPhownd by George Pikmin December 9, 2008
Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.
Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.
I-Phowned by Paul Ash August 3, 2007
1) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim who was just disconnected from an iPhone user while that user's iPhone displayed full bars and was in a known area of good reception, yet still inexplicably dropped the call. 2) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim whose connection is lost under circumstances where 99% of all other phones would have maintained a connection.
During a lengthy conversation Johnny's iPhone suddenly dropped his call to LeeAnne, Johnny called her back stating "Sorry, you got iPhoned."
iPhoned by TreesThere May 28, 2009
When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.
Greg: Hey man whats up?

Thomas: hey man ill text you brother im at week.

i mean text you later im at work fucking iphone just ipowned me.
Ipowned by Triviumofbodom October 12, 2010
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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