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To use an iPhone, its freaking cool 'apps' and internet access.
Stop iPhoning and start driving, we're gonna be late for this maccas run - it's already 3am for frig's sake.
by ScolloP October 14, 2009

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A form of rejection whereby one elusively retreats from your life with no explanation.
That jerk Vince just hedged me - he's the worst.
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by ScolloP August 28, 2018

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v. The act of knocking, demeaning or otherwise making-fun of the band 'Shortstack' and their sheer lack of musical talent.
Hey! Don't shortbash, don't you know it hurts their feelings.
by ScolloP November 28, 2009

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Someone who is constantly takes (or iPhowns) other peoples' iPhones, so much so that it would appear that they own their own.
Dude she's such an iPhowner - always taking mine to play tap-tap and go on facebook!
by ScolloP November 16, 2009

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To have your iPhone taxed by someone, usually on a regular basis, in order to play tap-tap, access facebook or another of the iPhone's various 'apps'.
Man, I totally just iPhowned you but what's your PIN-Code, I wanna play tap-tap!
by ScolloP November 16, 2009

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