iPhonese 

The barely intelligible language written by people trying to type on their iPhone.

Ed: Duck I chat nrliwverhat ducking happened
Mike: Hunh? I can't understand your iPhonese.

iPhonese by Joe Charlier December 22, 2008

iPhone SE 

A new iPhone released on March 21st, 2016. This phone is basically an iphone 5s with 6s internals. Comes in space gray, silver, gold, and rose gold.

Bob: Did u see Sara's new phone???
Rob: Yeah, I think it was an iPhone SE.

iPhone SE by Dr. UNeedMilk June 10, 2016

Iphonestipation 

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

Iphonestipation by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhonesex 

Using Apple's iPhone 4 video chat capabilities to engage in erotic interplay with a person of the opposite sex, essentially "phone sex" - but now with a relatively high definition visual aid. Using the "Face Time video calling" feature for sexual purposes, a mobile "Skype" - so to speak. Seeing that ass in motion as opposed to the traditional "phone sex" phenomena.

"Bro, sexting is obsolete... half of America has the all new iPhone 4. Vanessa is up in New York for the summer, she teased me with a couple pics yesterday, but i just had that ______ in motion..."
"Nice, you had iPhonesex!"
"Yea bro, it was hot... she's gained a lil since we've last met, but don't tell her I said that."
"Damn, I gotta get my hands on the iPhone 4."

iPhonesex is great when you're on-the-go

iPhonesex by E. BreeZyyyy & B-Mac July 8, 2010

Iphonesturbate 

Fiddle with your iPhone constantly even when you aren't using it for anything specific.

You would rather iphonesturbate than talk to me. Yes, that's true.

Iphonesturbate by Adamssapple August 15, 2010

planet-iphones 

An awesome website that never seems to be down. It's always lightning fast.

I was on planet-iphones yesterday and it was speedy as usual.

planet-iphones by John Goosnat February 24, 2008

iPhoneme 

Distinctive features that make the iPhone unique from any other cell phone on the market today.

Apple's iPhonemes place the iPhone in a class by itself.

iPhoneme by BeachSaint August 5, 2008