iPhoneme 

Distinctive features that make the iPhone unique from any other cell phone on the market today.

Apple's iPhonemes place the iPhone in a class by itself.

iPhoneme by BeachSaint August 5, 2008

iPhonesex 

Using Apple's iPhone 4 video chat capabilities to engage in erotic interplay with a person of the opposite sex, essentially "phone sex" - but now with a relatively high definition visual aid. Using the "Face Time video calling" feature for sexual purposes, a mobile "Skype" - so to speak. Seeing that ass in motion as opposed to the traditional "phone sex" phenomena.

"Bro, sexting is obsolete... half of America has the all new iPhone 4. Vanessa is up in New York for the summer, she teased me with a couple pics yesterday, but i just had that ______ in motion..."
"Nice, you had iPhonesex!"
"Yea bro, it was hot... she's gained a lil since we've last met, but don't tell her I said that."
"Damn, I gotta get my hands on the iPhone 4."

iPhonesex is great when you're on-the-go

iPhonesex by E. BreeZyyyy & B-Mac July 8, 2010

iPhonese 

The barely intelligible language written by people trying to type on their iPhone.

Ed: Duck I chat nrliwverhat ducking happened
Mike: Hunh? I can't understand your iPhonese.

iPhonese by Joe Charlier December 22, 2008

iPhoneless 

When a douche bag loses your iPhone due to an innate ability to hold any responsibility for anything but oneself.

When a goofnut chases after a celebrity and ones iPhone bounces out of their bag or pocket resulting in the lose of ones iPhone, makes one iPhoneless.

iPhoneless by Rollguy February 22, 2010

iphonesexual

Proof that generation is garbage
Super sexually attracted to iphones
Most likely to watch Rule 34 and Porn

Person 1: Using a iPhone

Person 2 (IphoneSexual) : also using a iPhone but constantly licking and kissing iphone.

Person 1: what tf are u doing
Person 2 : umm I am iphoneSexual.

Person 1: we're not friends anymore

iphonesexual by Emailguy123456 May 13, 2022