iphonesexual

Proof that generation is garbage
Super sexually attracted to iphones
Most likely to watch Rule 34 and Porn

Person 1: Using a iPhone

Person 2 (IphoneSexual) : also using a iPhone but constantly licking and kissing iphone.

Person 1: what tf are u doing
Person 2 : umm I am iphoneSexual.

Person 1: we're not friends anymore

iphonesexual by Emailguy123456 May 13, 2022

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Phonesexual

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?

"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"

Phonesexual by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016

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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

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"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

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