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iPhoneism 

1.) complete addiction to the iPhone.
2.) teaching one to use the iPhone properly.
ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.
iPhoneism by unknownknown50 August 11, 2009
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Phonegasm 

When you're trying to call your friends on their cellular phone, but no one answers, because they inserted it into their own anus, vagina or in extreme cases in that little hole in the tip of the penis. Thus they do not receive your call, but are given an orgasm.
Hello? hellohellohe Hello Tom loTomlom. What's with the eccho, cchocho are you... youou Are you in a cave or- veoror AM I GIVING YOU A PHONEGASM?!!! gasmasmasm

I must remember to insert my phone with free access to the power outlet, so that I can keep getting phonegasms all day long!
Phonegasm by Harlot Sisters May 4, 2010

iphoneasauras 

This is a state of being reached when you Iphone is so old, all the apps have stopped working and you are literally trapped in a technological Jurassic.
If you don’t update that brick now you remain trapped in iphoneasauras
iphoneasauras by Martimusmaximus November 28, 2019

phonegasm 

(n) when your phone recieves a large amount of texts close to each other and repeatedly vibrates like crazy
Dude, i got so many texts when i was in the hospital that there was a phonegasm
phonegasm by trhodes June 11, 2009

PHONEGASM 

When having phone sex, and one has a real orgasm, not faked.
I was talking to Dave on the phone last night and we started having phone sex and I didn't even have to fake it, I had a huge phonegasm!
PHONEGASM by LYNDA LOO December 12, 2007

phonegasm 

a moment when your phone momentarily freezes, then completes all the actions you asked it to do while it was frozen in the space of a few seconds.
Guy 1: Dude, you sent me 10 of the same text last night!
Guy 2: Sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and I hit send 10 times
phonegasm by ifmod November 11, 2011