Phonegasm 

When you're trying to call your friends on their cellular phone, but no one answers, because they inserted it into their own anus, vagina or in extreme cases in that little hole in the tip of the penis. Thus they do not receive your call, but are given an orgasm.

Hello? hellohellohe Hello Tom loTomlom. What's with the eccho, cchocho are you... youou Are you in a cave or- veoror AM I GIVING YOU A PHONEGASM?!!! gasmasmasm

I must remember to insert my phone with free access to the power outlet, so that I can keep getting phonegasms all day long!

Phonegasm by Harlot Sisters May 4, 2010

phonegasm 

(n) when your phone recieves a large amount of texts close to each other and repeatedly vibrates like crazy

Dude, i got so many texts when i was in the hospital that there was a phonegasm

phonegasm by trhodes June 11, 2009

PHONEGASM 

When having phone sex, and one has a real orgasm, not faked.

I was talking to Dave on the phone last night and we started having phone sex and I didn't even have to fake it, I had a huge phonegasm!

PHONEGASM by LYNDA LOO December 12, 2007

phonegasm 

a moment when your phone momentarily freezes, then completes all the actions you asked it to do while it was frozen in the space of a few seconds.

Guy 1: Dude, you sent me 10 of the same text last night!
Guy 2: Sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and I hit send 10 times

phonegasm by ifmod November 11, 2011

phonegasm 

when you use your phone so much that it gives you an orgasm.

Kevin: what's up?
Dale: one sec, phone.
Kevin: ugh
Dale: *shakes* ahh, phonegasm

phonegasm by KevinTV October 23, 2011

Phonegasm 

A phonegasm is the peak of the plateau phase of the phone activation response cycle, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by both males and females, a phonegasm is often controlled by tech support during an activation or configuration process and may be accompanied the uncontrolable desire to call a friend. Phonegasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed.

When Jeff saw his missing contacts loading into his address book he had a phonegasm.

Phonegasm by Mr David January 7, 2010

Polegasm 

The orgasm type feeling you get when climbing a rope or pole. Usually occurs after climbing for a minute or two. Feels very good and is better when watching porn while climbing. Can be done by men or woman and is very very addicting. It is not only done by strippers and can be done at home on doors and other tall objects that can be easily climbed.

"I love polegasming, it's so much better than masturbating."

Polegasm by pump chicken December 11, 2016