Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

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Concentration Camp

Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.

"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -

by zhrona June 23, 2019

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blood bag

A corpse; human body; cadaver; bag of bones

After I'm dead, I don't care what happens to the blood bag, I won't be needing it any more.

by zhrona February 06, 2019

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Screedname

Derogatory name given to public figures by wingnut radio commentators.

Hillary Rotten Clinton, Communist Network News are screednames used by wingnut radio screedster Mark Levin.

by zhrona May 31, 2009

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gazinta

Generally. any device that goes into any other device. An electric plug goes into a wall outlet, a light bulb goes into a socket. The plug and the light bulb are gazintas.

"What's THAT?" "I dunno, I think it's a gazinta of some sort. Wonder where it goes?"

by zhrona June 13, 2009

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