Definitions by zhrona
muv
Abbreviation for motherfucker. Archaic, in use around DC in the sixties. From 'muvva', an alternative pronounciation of 'mother.'
Trumpkin
A candidate for political office who is an insane racist moron running for a job for which they’re completely unqualified. Sometimes, but not always, it will be a candidate endorsed by der orange führer himself.
"That guy running for state treasurer has filed for bankruptcy several times - he's a true trumpkin!"
Vampire Liberty
In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.
"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"
"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"
"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"
Vampire Liberty by zhrona January 11, 2020
ytppl
Abbreviation for 'white people.' Less than complimentary. Not a racial slur, more of a term of ridicule.
Concentration Camp
Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.
"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -
Concentration Camp by zhrona June 23, 2019
TrumpQ
"Did you hear? Jerry went to a Trump rally!"
"Yeah, poor guy isn't very bright, he scored a TrumpQ on his IQ test."
"Yeah, poor guy isn't very bright, he scored a TrumpQ on his IQ test."