zhrona's definitions

iPhonegasm

The unmitigated joy of having the latest iPhone 3G s, especially when using the newest features.

Cutting! Pasting! Videoing! I'm having an iPhonegasm!

by zhrona August 6, 2009

TrumpQ

An IQ low enough to think that Donald Trump is an amazing President.

"Did you hear? Jerry went to a Trump rally!"
"Yeah, poor guy isn't very bright, he scored a TrumpQ on his IQ test."

by zhrona March 27, 2019

Screedname

Derogatory name given to public figures by wingnut radio commentators.

Hillary Rotten Clinton, Communist Network News are screednames used by wingnut radio screedster Mark Levin.

by zhrona May 31, 2009

blood bag

A corpse; human body; cadaver; bag of bones

After I'm dead, I don't care what happens to the blood bag, I won't be needing it any more.

by zhrona February 6, 2019

flying bravo

Bravo is the international maritime signal flag which is solid red. When flown, it means, "I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods." When a woman is on her period, she can be said to be "flying bravo."

"How was your date with Sally?" "Fine. She was flying Bravo, though, so we just watched a movie."

by zhrona March 31, 2015

Trumpkin

A candidate for political office who is an insane racist moron running for a job for which they’re completely unqualified. Sometimes, but not always, it will be a candidate endorsed by der orange führer himself.

"That guy running for state treasurer has filed for bankruptcy several times - he's a true trumpkin!"

by zhrona June 27, 2020

gazinta

Generally. any device that goes into any other device. An electric plug goes into a wall outlet, a light bulb goes into a socket. The plug and the light bulb are gazintas.

"What's THAT?" "I dunno, I think it's a gazinta of some sort. Wonder where it goes?"

by zhrona June 13, 2009