Martimusmaximus's definitions

Kevin

A pejorative term for any man of colour perceived to be acting-out in a stereotypical way and medium sized black dogs.

I went down the pub and it was full of Kevins, so bad I had to get the hell outta there!

by Martimusmaximus November 23, 2021

iphoneasauras

This is a state of being reached when you Iphone is so old, all the apps have stopped working and you are literally trapped in a technological Jurassic.

If you don’t update that brick now you remain trapped in iphoneasauras

by Martimusmaximus November 28, 2019