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Fear of the apple product lines and other copy-cat companies that put an 'i' in front of every product they sell.
G1 "The iChair? What the hell does that even do? What pointless 'i' will they think of next..."

G2 "dude stop hating you are so iPhobic"

G1 *Shoots G2 with an iGun*
iPhobic by iDictionary January 26, 2009
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iPhonics 

iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.
1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.
iPhonics by Jesterguru August 4, 2009
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Fear or dislike of products by Apple Inc., and fear or dislike of Steve Jobs.
Johnny prefers PC over Mac, therefore, he suffers from iPhobia.
The fear of dropping, scratching or damaging your iphone.
She's got an extreme iphobia when it comes to her phone.
iphobia by momofquads November 22, 2010
One who engages in regular use with the Apple iPhone. An iPhonic is far superior to those who have regular cellular devices.
Mel: I really want an iPhone.
Andy: You won't become an iPhonic, you're scared.
Mel: Yes. Yes, I am.
iPhonic by bradleyfrank June 19, 2010
The phobia of mac (apple) products, specifically the iphone, and ipod.
People who suffer from iphobia are always die-hard-work-aholic-pc fans, who believe that pc is the only compatible way to do buisness.
There are several different levels of iphobia...most cases are severe.
Lauren: "Hey, Dad, why didn't you buy the iphone?"
Lauren's Father: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THE NAME OF A MAC PRODUCT IN MY HOUSE!"
Lauren: "..."
LD: "Macs are uncompatible with buisness! They're unreliable!
Lauren: "-rolls eyes-"
Lauren's mom: "Ugh, your father is STILL suffering from iphobia?"
Lauren: "-nods-"
iphobia by Detert October 7, 2008
like an Iphone. Having qualities of an Iphone. Usually a touch screen cellphone
The LG Prada, Voyager, Vu are very iphonic.
iphonic by Ben Courtemanche December 16, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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