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Fear or dislike of products by Apple Inc., and fear or dislike of Steve Jobs.
Johnny prefers PC over Mac, therefore, he suffers from iPhobia.
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The fear of dropping, scratching or damaging your iphone.
She's got an extreme iphobia when it comes to her phone.
iphobia by momofquads November 22, 2010
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The phobia of mac (apple) products, specifically the iphone, and ipod.
People who suffer from iphobia are always die-hard-work-aholic-pc fans, who believe that pc is the only compatible way to do buisness.
There are several different levels of iphobia...most cases are severe.
Lauren: "Hey, Dad, why didn't you buy the iphone?"
Lauren's Father: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THE NAME OF A MAC PRODUCT IN MY HOUSE!"
Lauren: "..."
LD: "Macs are uncompatible with buisness! They're unreliable!
Lauren: "-rolls eyes-"
Lauren's mom: "Ugh, your father is STILL suffering from iphobia?"
Lauren: "-nods-"
iphobia by Detert October 7, 2008
The fear of losing ones Ipod
"Charles totaly has Iphobia,his Ipod hasnt left his sight in weeks!"
Iphobia by Villarreal January 23, 2009
The feeling of euphoria after getting a new iPhone.
It's been a week since Suresh got his iPhone from his foreign-return friend, and he's still not out of iPhoria!
iPhoria by VequalsL May 17, 2012

iPhonian slip 

When iPhone's keyboard makes funny sounding mistakes in email or on twitter.
I didn't intent to say "thong" - that was just an iPhonian slip
iPhonian slip by calebjenkins December 2, 2009
Fear of the apple product lines and other copy-cat companies that put an 'i' in front of every product they sell.
G1 "The iChair? What the hell does that even do? What pointless 'i' will they think of next..."

G2 "dude stop hating you are so iPhobic"

G1 *Shoots G2 with an iGun*
iPhobic by iDictionary January 26, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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