The phobia of mac (apple) products, specifically the iphone, and ipod.
People who suffer from iphobia are always die-hard-work-aholic-pc fans, who believe that pc is the only compatible way to do buisness.
There are several different levels of iphobia...most cases are severe.
Lauren: "Hey, Dad, why didn't you buy the iphone?"
Lauren's Father: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THE NAME OF A MAC PRODUCT IN MY HOUSE!"
Lauren: "..."
LD: "Macs are uncompatible with buisness! They're unreliable!
Lauren: "-rolls eyes-"
Lauren's mom: "Ugh, your father is STILL suffering from iphobia?"
Lauren: "-nods-"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*