iPan 

Some say it's expensive, but some say it's not needed.

Behold , the glorious your karen's mom deadliest weapon

iPan

A multi purpose pan that brings you a nice food and plays music whenever you need.

Hard and hot never been this good.

My mom's bought a new iPan, now every food that she made are above $1,000!

iPan by Psyjoke November 23, 2021

iPanic

The extream state or worry and anxiety caused by the fear that the overly priced Apple products may be lost, stolen, or broken.

Adam: Dude Jeff is going into iPanic mode
James: Why?
Adam: He dropped his new iPhone in the pool and its not turning on.

iPanic by CalPolyBrooks August 22, 2009

ipants 

Is a product that apple has yet to create. It will come in handy to charge your ipod or iphone while you are walking.

I wish I had a pair of ipants so I can charge my iphone.

ipants by futuramaking12 March 13, 2008

iPanties 

the future of women's undergarments. Will contained built in iDildo technology that can be tuned to your iPod to enable custom vibration according to your music. This new feature will be called iFuck and will come with a later enhancement called iFuckedYourMama(check UD for further references). iPanties will also feature the new iAmWatchingYou feature which will allow Steve Jobs the wonderful creator of Apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to shitty products God deemed it a sin and sent Steve Jobs to iHell). iPanties will include the new iWedgie feature to increase the size of the fat ass occupying the iPanties.

HOLY SHIT GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, did u buy dem new iPanties yet?

Awhhhhhhhhh Pooky nem u betch i did, i be so sexy in dem tangs!!!

iPanties by devon_till January 25, 2012

iPants 

iPants are a metaphor for Apple fanboys' virtual excitement

Dude, that new iPad really tightens my iPants!

iPants by dysangel83 April 20, 2010

iPant 

1. iPant is what a person hears above their headphone mix while having sex and using earphone electronics. 2. iPant is any phantom sound which occurs when using any electronic device- which then seems to resemble a human 'panting' sound as to be animal like in wanting.

1. It was such a friction wrought pounding that I could hear his/her iPant and moans through my headphone mix. 2. Did you hear that moaning/panting sound when I turned the vid/box on?

iPant by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008

iPants 

when an Apple product cannot perform a basic task, which all other products of that genre take as a standard feature:

my <apple product> doesn't do that <insert basic capability>, it's so iPants

my iPhone doesn't do <insert basic capability of smartphone>, it's so iPants

iPants by iamdm April 21, 2010