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1. iPant is what a person hears above their headphone mix while having sex and using earphone electronics. 2. iPant is any phantom sound which occurs when using any electronic device- which then seems to resemble a human 'panting' sound as to be animal like in wanting.
1. It was such a friction wrought pounding that I could hear his/her iPant and moans through my headphone mix. 2. Did you hear that moaning/panting sound when I turned the vid/box on?
iPant by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008
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IWantToFuckAhsoka 

A person on the app iFunny who has dedicated their entire known existence to fucking the Star Wars character Ahsoka Tano.
iFunny: *Features anything with Ahsoka*
Comments: @IWantToFuckAhsoka
IWantToFuckAhsoka by Av Ac A Doo December 3, 2020
An iPod or similar device which contains only pirated songs or videos.
"Oh yeah, I have the new Kevin Smith flick. I'll give you a copy, let me get it off my iPatch."
iPatch by Nobody-Special March 16, 2009

Weevil hunting with Ianto 

engaging in gay sex

Origin - Jack Harkness tells Gwen Cooper in the TV show TORCHWOOD, "Gotta go, Weevil hunting with Ianto." This refers to Ianto Jones, who is Jack's lover.
Yeah, those guys TOTALLY just went Weevil hunting with Ianto.

iwantsomepossie

A weird, reteable, funny and hot tik toker. He is very famous and he SHOULD be verified.
Person1: Have you seen iwantsomepossie's new tik tok?
Person2: Yes it's so funny.
iwantsomepossie by Shutthefupno July 10, 2021

iPAiNTFACE 

To skillfully apply, bruises, cuts and blemishes on the face of the opponent. To turn the opponents face into an easle
I go hard in the ring. iPAiNTFACE, that's what I do. Look at his face all busted up, another Masterpeice
iPAiNTFACE by BLK BLiZZARD November 13, 2013
root is Greek Flower, A very beautiful and attractive girl or woman, also can be very sweet and generous. Enjoys being a mother.
Rebecca, said: "That girl is such an Ianthe, I wish I could be more like her."
Ianthe by ecs25858 January 2, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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