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iPanties 

the future of women's undergarments. Will contained built in iDildo technology that can be tuned to your iPod to enable custom vibration according to your music. This new feature will be called iFuck and will come with a later enhancement called iFuckedYourMama(check UD for further references). iPanties will also feature the new iAmWatchingYou feature which will allow Steve Jobs the wonderful creator of Apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to shitty products God deemed it a sin and sent Steve Jobs to iHell). iPanties will include the new iWedgie feature to increase the size of the fat ass occupying the iPanties.
HOLY SHIT GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, did u buy dem new iPanties yet?

Awhhhhhhhhh Pooky nem u betch i did, i be so sexy in dem tangs!!!
iPanties by devon_till January 25, 2012
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Jed InPanties 

A nickname for a guy named Jed, whose life took a wild turn due to being born with a shockingly tiny penis—think smaller than micro, stuck at infant size even into his 20s. This led to crushing humiliation with girlfriends, who’d see his “bitch’s little button” and recoil. His ex, horrified by his pathetic attempts to compensate, caught him in a sissy act—complete with panties, makeup, and feminized flair—and flipped the script. She forced Jed into permanent panty-wearing, shaved legs, and full-on sissy vibes, dubbing him “Jed InPanties” as a humiliating social exposure threat. But here’s the twist: with aphrodisiacs, Jed transformed this torture into exquisite fetish erotica, embracing the sissy lifestyle—panties, makeup, hair, and all. From online exposure to whispers of big black dick fantasies, Jed InPanties is both a tragic figure and a scandalous legend, forever marked by his ex’s ruthless power move.
To this day at all times Jed continues to always have on sexy, hot bitch panties. Jed Inpanties.
Trying to make a show I bet you money it’s just another Jed InPanties with a deep dark terrifying tiny truth.
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