ipants

Is a product that apple has yet to create. It will come in handy to charge your ipod or iphone while you are walking.

I wish I had a pair of ipants so I can charge my iphone.

by futuramaking12 March 13, 2008

iPants

iPants are a metaphor for Apple fanboys' virtual excitement

Dude, that new iPad really tightens my iPants!

by dysangel83 April 20, 2010

iPants

when an Apple product cannot perform a basic task, which all other products of that genre take as a standard feature:

my <apple product> doesn't do that <insert basic capability>, it's so iPants

my iPhone doesn't do <insert basic capability of smartphone>, it's so iPants

by iamdm April 21, 2010

iwantsomepossie

A weird, reteable, funny and hot tik toker. He is very famous and he SHOULD be verified.

Person1: Have you seen iwantsomepossie's new tik tok?
Person2: Yes it's so funny.

by Shutthefupno July 10, 2021

IPNTS

I prefer not to say/speak

Girl 1: what do you think about the guy that came over last night

Girl 2: loool IPNTS

by yg111 January 27, 2020

iPanties

the future of women's undergarments. Will contained built in iDildo technology that can be tuned to your iPod to enable custom vibration according to your music. This new feature will be called iFuck and will come with a later enhancement called iFuckedYourMama(check UD for further references). iPanties will also feature the new iAmWatchingYou feature which will allow Steve Jobs the wonderful creator of Apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to shitty products God deemed it a sin and sent Steve Jobs to iHell). iPanties will include the new iWedgie feature to increase the size of the fat ass occupying the iPanties.

HOLY SHIT GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, did u buy dem new iPanties yet?

Awhhhhhhhhh Pooky nem u betch i did, i be so sexy in dem tangs!!!

by devon_till January 25, 2012

icantshoot

Taking a poop, dropping a deuce, firing off a stink pickle, pinching a loaf, piss shit out my ass.

I was playing Goldeneye and chatting on 007chan.org when I had to icantshoot. I've been icantshooting in the bathroom and using chan on my phone ever since.

by icanshoot July 25, 2011