when an Apple product cannot perform a basic task, which all other products of that genre take as a standard feature:

my <apple product> doesn't do that <insert basic capability>, it's so iPants

my iPhone doesn't do <insert basic capability of smartphone>, it's so iPants

iPants by iamdm April 21, 2010

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iwantsomepossie

A weird, reteable, funny and hot tik toker. He is very famous and he SHOULD be verified.

Person1: Have you seen iwantsomepossie's new tik tok?
Person2: Yes it's so funny.

iwantsomepossie by Shutthefupno July 10, 2021

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IPNTS

I prefer not to say/speak

Girl 1: what do you think about the guy that came over last night

Girl 2: loool IPNTS

IPNTS by yg111 January 27, 2020

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iPanties

the future of women's undergarments. Will contained built in iDildo technology that can be tuned to your iPod to enable custom vibration according to your music. This new feature will be called iFuck and will come with a later enhancement called iFuckedYourMama(check UD for further references). iPanties will also feature the new iAmWatchingYou feature which will allow Steve Jobs the wonderful creator of Apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to shitty products God deemed it a sin and sent Steve Jobs to iHell). iPanties will include the new iWedgie feature to increase the size of the fat ass occupying the iPanties.

HOLY SHIT GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, did u buy dem new iPanties yet?

Awhhhhhhhhh Pooky nem u betch i did, i be so sexy in dem tangs!!!

iPanties by devon_till January 25, 2012

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icantshoot

Taking a poop, dropping a deuce, firing off a stink pickle, pinching a loaf, piss shit out my ass.

I was playing Goldeneye and chatting on 007chan.org when I had to icantshoot. I've been icantshooting in the bathroom and using chan on my phone ever since.

icantshoot by icanshoot July 25, 2011

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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