I-on 

A demon-like alien of the race of the sergals. He is a mystique creature who shows up at some dark places. People who see him mostly saw him the first and the last time -

If you see him.. RUN - Try your best. Maybe you can survive

If he doesnt do anything to you, just staring at you, you are fine. But NEVER touch his hair

I-on is a living nightmare, a demon, a ghost.

I-on by UnknownWarrior November 26, 2018

i'on 

I’on is a shorts for I don’t. Used in the streets mostly

Person 1: You wanna do somethin later
Person 2: Naw i'on know, I have other stuff to do

i'on by Champercamper October 8, 2020

i'on cur 

Urban slang for "I don't care"

I'on cur bout nothin.

i'on cur by Candy Rapper November 4, 2015

I on yo body 

1. Referring to a person you trying to get to know
2. Some on in yo business
3.persueing a person

Bo that girl bad deena mf, I on her body
You is really on my body right now mind yo business
Hey how you doing, what's yo name cuz I on yo body right now

I on yo body by fetti The Truth July 3, 2021

I On Run It. 

A utterance that came from Melo telling a girl that he doesn't run his own Instagram account, so he couldn't necessarily follow her back.

Another definition, referenced her as an "ugly b*tch". When she comes of age she will be a 8.3. She is athletic, curvy, cute, carmel skin toned young woman.

Kim Kardashian replied, "I on run it." When asked about a specific Instagram posting.

I On Run It. by geeshivhunk April 16, 2023

i'on know 

Just a ghetto way of saying , I don't know

i'on know what to tell you officer

i'on know by Pizzlej January 4, 2024

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing [Urban Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019