I Didn't Ask 

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.

Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.

I Didn't Ask by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017

I didn't like it. I... LOVED it.

If you were watching America's Talent and heard Simon Cowell say this and you were puzzled, this is something he says sometimes to screw with the performer/performers and scare them, and he is technically telling the truth because he did not simply like the performance, he LOVED it.

Simon Cowell: I didn't like it. I... LOVED it.

I didn't like it. I... LOVED it. by frabrizio September 12, 2016

I Didn't Ask For This 

A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.

Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.

I Didn't Ask For This by DownloadFailed September 21, 2011

I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

I didn't sign up for this! by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021

I didn’t start the fire 

I didn’t start the fire ..

Can’t without a spark ;)

I didn’t start the fire …

lol come to me you say? Nope open invite .. you come here … !!!

Lmk a bit in advance if I should actually expect company …

I didn’t start the fire by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023

I didn't vote for Bush

Means same as "I'm not stupid" or "I wasn't born yesterday".

I know that! I didn't vote for Bush, after all!

I didn't vote for Bush by Charles W. September 17, 2008

i didn't do it 

A famous phrase by Bart Simpson that got him on TV.

Bart Simpson: knocks down something I didn't do it.
laughter

i didn't do it by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006