A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.
Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.
by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017
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A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.
by DownloadFailed September 21, 2011
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your escape route to winning every possible argument against ur friends:)
Jeff: bro thats why your grandma died

bobby miller: I didn't ask

everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS
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A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.
Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.
by FLINFLINMODE April 28, 2021
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When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
by Emitts79 May 20, 2011
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