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Meaning intoxicate & fuck. Used to describe a female whom will engage in sexual intercourse with the person in question after drinking a couple of beers, taking a couple of shots, or smoking some dank marijuana.

The female in question may be dtf after talking to her for a while or having a relationship and gaining her trust but in order to bypass the boring filler on the quest for ass, one would simply suggest drinking with a couple of trusted friends; Especially if the female is unbearably stupid and uninteresting in conversation but has a banging body.

I&F can be classified as easy, all the way to impossible.
Example 1-

Anthony: "Hey Josh, you want to chill with that bitch Ashley and Jessica Friday?"

Josh: "Are they dtf?"

Anthony: "I don't know but they're definite I&Fs

Example 2-

Josh: "This girl Maddy is so fucking stupid. Talking to her's not even worth the pussy."

Anthony: "Dude, she's such a slut. She's an easy I&F"

Josh: "true"
I&F by JGreen150 July 20, 2012
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"I Fucked Ted."

The title of Season 3 Episode 3 of AMC's Breaking Bad. At the end of the episode Skylar tells husband Walter of her infidelity.
The third episode of season three of Breaking Bad is titled "I.F.T."
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I.F.F.

I'm Fucked Foundation Used on Jersey Shore
Yetta: Oh man last night ugh, I.F.F.
Sheffield: Oh okay...... Whore.
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Stands for: I'm Fucked Foundation

A phrase used by Pauly D from the "Jersey Shore Season 2" in regards to Ronnie who hooked up with grenades and proceeded to sleep in Sammie's bed.
Shit man, I'm in the I.F.F. I just cheated on my girlfriend.
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Identified Flying Object, such as a plane, or hot air balloon. Things that can easily be identified in the air.
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I.F.H.L.R 

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an extremely hot man.
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I.F.H.L.R by t & k October 19, 2005
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