I-five 

1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.

"Dude, the trip flew by so fast after I got off on the I-five."

I-five by The Black Moth October 7, 2008

i got five on it 

Phrase for claiming one's portion of a sack of marijuana, or hits from the joints rolled from it, typically one quarter of a twenty dollar portion. Also means to have a stake in, or some control of, a situation.

Nigga, I got five on tha twenty sack - Snoop Dogg, 'What's My Name?'

i got five on it by Lazy Blaze March 26, 2003

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed 

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

and then I found five dollars 

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."

and then I found five dollars by defying gravity May 23, 2004

and then I found five dollars 

When you start off telling a story that you think is extremely interesting, but as you keep talking, you realize it is actually very boring, this phrase can be thrown in at the end of the story to try and make it slightly better.

People always love a good "finding money" story.

Jane: "Oh my God the craziest thing happened to me over the weekend! I was walking down Main St, and I saw that the light ahead was about to change. So I had to run to cross the street and I just made it in time... And then I found five dollars!"

and then I found five dollars by zcmini November 20, 2011

i got five on it 

Saying that you will pitch $5 on a sac of chronic.

Guy:I got 5 on it, I got 5- What you got nigga?
Guy2:Damn I think I got two bucks in my sock nigga
Guy:Well thats that-
Guy2: Fuck it, I think I got 3 bucks in my backpack, enough to get a fat sac.

i got five on it by Luniz August 18, 2005

I got five on it 

I got five on it is a reference to a hiphop song made by LUNIZ in 1995. It means for everyone to put down a five dollar bill to get weed

Person A: wanna go to the store?
Person B: sure, I got five on it, do you?
Person A: yeah

I got five on it by Juicebud December 28, 2018