Definitions by Guacamullet

Road-Bread 

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

Road-Bread by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Guacamullet 

A Mexican with a mullet.

As I was in Mexico, I saw a hip group of boys...all with Guacamullets.

Guacamullet by Guacamullet October 27, 2014

I.F.O 

Identified Flying Object, such as a plane, or hot air balloon. Things that can easily be identified in the air.

Nobody seemed to care that Jim caught an I.F.O on film.

I.F.O by Guacamullet October 27, 2014