hyponob

A compound word ("hypocrite" + "nob") meaning a man who is full of shit, who consistently says one thing and does another.

He said he would call me in a couple of days... but I've never heard from him again - the hyponob!

by Pip007 May 23, 2007

hypnobooty

An ass so phenomenal it stops traffic, turns heads, and makes you lose track of time. Often associated with the unfair and unmitigated power of yoga pants. Power is equal too and sometimes greater than hypnoboobs.

Yo Rob man! It's your turn at the weights!!

Sorry I was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypnobooty!!

by ShoNuff77 September 22, 2014

Hypnoboobs

A set of cleavage so gloriously awesome, all other things become a distant memory as you are mesmerized by such a great rack.

Sam can't talk right now, his mind is in the thrall of the hypnoboobs. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBOOBS!!

by ShoNuff77 June 17, 2011

hypobobia

Acute lack of boba beverage.

My hypobobia is preventing me from working. Let's get some Boba Tea, stat.

by jbgene November 15, 2017

hypnoboob

to be hypnotized by boobs and other curves

"Vahid was hynoboobed by Maria's gigantic honkers."

"Her curves are gonna hypnoboob you."

by indianbradpitt October 3, 2011

Hypnoboobed

A process in which, when guys are talking, one or more of them see boobs, and enter a deep, seemingly unbreakable hypnosis. In this state, nothing else exists.

Guy 1: My boss is a dick.

Guy 2: I know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me...

Guy 1: What are you, what are you, what are...

Girl: Crap. I hypnoboobed them again. Better walk away.

Guy 1: What just happened?

Guy 2: I'm not sure, I just remember tits, and that was it. Now I'm here.

Guy 1: What were we doing?

Guy 2: It dosen't matter.

by Shootthemonkey August 3, 2010

hypnoballs

Hypnotic Balls of Nothingness - On Windows 8, the hypnotic balls used as a "please wait" graphic, which provide no useful information.

Sorry I didn't hear you walk up; the Windows hypnoballs had me in a trance.

by BJ33196 October 9, 2013