hyponob
A compound word ("hypocrite" + "nob") meaning a man who is full of shit, who consistently says one thing and does another.
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hypnobooty
An ass so phenomenal it stops traffic, turns heads, and makes you lose track of time. Often associated with the unfair and unmitigated power of yoga pants. Power is equal too and sometimes greater than hypnoboobs.
Yo Rob man! It's your turn at the weights!!
Sorry I was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypnobooty!!
Sorry I was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypnobooty!!
hypnobooty by ShoNuff77 September 22, 2014
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hyponob • Hypnoboobs • hypnoballs • Hypnobanger • Hypnoboobed • hypnobooty • HypoBOBAmia • hypobobia • hyponogenic • Hyponomia
hypnoboob
hypnoboob by indianbradpitt October 3, 2011
Hypnoboobed
A process in which, when guys are talking, one or more of them see boobs, and enter a deep, seemingly unbreakable hypnosis. In this state, nothing else exists.
Guy 1: My boss is a dick.
Guy 2: I know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me...
Guy 1: What are you, what are you, what are...
Girl: Crap. I hypnoboobed them again. Better walk away.
Guy 1: What just happened?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I just remember tits, and that was it. Now I'm here.
Guy 1: What were we doing?
Guy 2: It dosen't matter.
Guy 2: I know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me...
Guy 1: What are you, what are you, what are...
Girl: Crap. I hypnoboobed them again. Better walk away.
Guy 1: What just happened?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I just remember tits, and that was it. Now I'm here.
Guy 1: What were we doing?
Guy 2: It dosen't matter.
Hypnoboobed by Shootthemonkey August 3, 2010
hypnoballs
Hypnotic Balls of Nothingness - On Windows 8, the hypnotic balls used as a "please wait" graphic, which provide no useful information.
hypnoballs by BJ33196 October 9, 2013
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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