hypnoboob
hypnoboob by indianbradpitt October 3, 2011
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hypnobooty
An ass so phenomenal it stops traffic, turns heads, and makes you lose track of time. Often associated with the unfair and unmitigated power of yoga pants. Power is equal too and sometimes greater than hypnoboobs.
Yo Rob man! It's your turn at the weights!!
Sorry I was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypnobooty!!
Sorry I was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypnobooty!!
hypnobooty by ShoNuff77 September 22, 2014
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Hypnoboobed
A process in which, when guys are talking, one or more of them see boobs, and enter a deep, seemingly unbreakable hypnosis. In this state, nothing else exists.
Guy 1: My boss is a dick.
Guy 2: I know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me...
Guy 1: What are you, what are you, what are...
Girl: Crap. I hypnoboobed them again. Better walk away.
Guy 1: What just happened?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I just remember tits, and that was it. Now I'm here.
Guy 1: What were we doing?
Guy 2: It dosen't matter.
Guy 2: I know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me...
Guy 1: What are you, what are you, what are...
Girl: Crap. I hypnoboobed them again. Better walk away.
Guy 1: What just happened?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I just remember tits, and that was it. Now I'm here.
Guy 1: What were we doing?
Guy 2: It dosen't matter.
Hypnoboobed by Shootthemonkey August 3, 2010
Hypobootaemia
A medical affliction common among the youth populations of the world, defining a lack, or shortage, of Booty Pictures in one’s life.
Associated side effects of Hypobootaemia include: Increased blood pressure, Depression and on rare occasion a painful occurence streetnamed ‘Blue Balls.’
Treatment for Hypobootaemia is simply an introduction of a constant supply of Booty Pictures to the patient until happiness is achieved.
Associated side effects of Hypobootaemia include: Increased blood pressure, Depression and on rare occasion a painful occurence streetnamed ‘Blue Balls.’
Treatment for Hypobootaemia is simply an introduction of a constant supply of Booty Pictures to the patient until happiness is achieved.
Hypobootaemia by PretzelDolphin October 19, 2017
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