rocket butt

The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.

I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.

by BJ33196 October 08, 2013

baptist preemie

when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.

Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.

by BJ33196 August 22, 2011

BJF

Blowjob friendly - a heterosexual man who is nonetheless willing to receive a blowjob from another man.

He's straight, but get him drunk and he's BJF.

by BJ33196 June 29, 2016

hypnoballs

Hypnotic Balls of Nothingness - On Windows 8, the hypnotic balls used as a "please wait" graphic, which provide no useful information.

Sorry I didn't hear you walk up; the Windows hypnoballs had me in a trance.

by BJ33196 October 09, 2013

nacho shiv

When a piece of nacho breaks off in your mouth and stabs you in the gums.

I was eating at the Mexican restaurant when I got nacho shivved.

by BJ33196 November 08, 2010

IHOP Elbow

the syrup induced stickiness which results from placing your elbow on the table at an IHOP, Denny's, or any other restaurant that serves pancakes to children.

I always have to roll up my sleeves before sitting down; otherwise I end up with IHOP elbow.

by BJ33196 June 29, 2010

double whoosh

When the other party not only doesn't get the joke, they don't get the explanation either.

"To get to the other side."

But why?

Double whoosh.

by BJ33196 October 21, 2010