Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BJ33196

BJF

Blowjob friendly - a heterosexual man who is nonetheless willing to receive a blowjob from another man.

He's straight, but get him drunk and he's BJF.

BJF by BJ33196 June 29, 2016

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Hypnotic Balls of Nothingness - On Windows 8, the hypnotic balls used as a "please wait" graphic, which provide no useful information.

Sorry I didn't hear you walk up; the Windows hypnoballs had me in a trance.

hypnoballs by BJ33196 October 9, 2013

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The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.

I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.

rocket butt by BJ33196 October 8, 2013

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when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.

Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.

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Someone who looks like someone else, but only when viewed from a certain angle.

I saw Chris Evans' angledopper at the restaurant last night.

angledopper by BJ33196 August 11, 2011

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When a piece of nacho breaks off in your mouth and stabs you in the gums.

I was eating at the Mexican restaurant when I got nacho shivved.

nacho shiv by BJ33196 November 8, 2010

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When the other party not only doesn't get the joke, they don't get the explanation either.

"To get to the other side."

But why?

Double whoosh.

double whoosh by BJ33196 October 21, 2010

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