Hypnoboobs

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A set of cleavage so gloriously awesome, all other things become a distant memory as you are mesmerized by such a great rack.

Sam can't talk right now, his mind is in the thrall of the hypnoboobs. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBOOBS!!

Hypnoboobs by ShoNuff77 June 17, 2011

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hypnobooty

An ass so phenomenal it stops traffic, turns heads, and makes you lose track of time. Often associated with the unfair and unmitigated power of yoga pants. Power is equal too and sometimes greater than hypnoboobs.

Yo Rob man! It's your turn at the weights!!

Sorry I was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypnobooty!!

hypnobooty by ShoNuff77 September 22, 2014

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hypnoboob

to be hypnotized by boobs and other curves

"Vahid was hynoboobed by Maria's gigantic honkers."

"Her curves are gonna hypnoboob you."

hypnoboob by indianbradpitt October 3, 2011

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Hypnoboobed

A process in which, when guys are talking, one or more of them see boobs, and enter a deep, seemingly unbreakable hypnosis. In this state, nothing else exists.

Guy 1: My boss is a dick.

Guy 2: I know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me...

Guy 1: What are you, what are you, what are...

Girl: Crap. I hypnoboobed them again. Better walk away.

Guy 1: What just happened?

Guy 2: I'm not sure, I just remember tits, and that was it. Now I'm here.

Guy 1: What were we doing?

Guy 2: It dosen't matter.

Hypnoboobed by Shootthemonkey August 3, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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