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Holitarian 

A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.
They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!

Habitarian 

A person (or entity) who does what they have always done, whether or not it makes sense or is logical. A habitarian's favorite explanation is "because we've always done it that way." A habitarian does not only NOT think OUTSIDE the box--a habitarian does not think INSIDE the box, or anywhere else!
Friend: Why don't you pay your bills online--it's so much easier? Habitarian: That's the way I've always done it.

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Habitarian by Izzy Bella November 30, 2015

Happitarian 

One who only eats happy meat. Often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it's free-range, grass-fed, organic, happy meat.

Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.
Karl: I never see you eat any meat, Sue, Are you a vegetarian?

Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.

Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)

Sue: That's right!

Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.
Happitarian by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

helpitarian 

Someone who spends a greater part of his or her day offering help and aid to others.
That woman is such a helpitarian. She just baby sat for her neighbor's kids all day and didn't want to be paid.
helpitarian by Claudia Broome June 16, 2008

holitarian 

Someone who isn't religious, but takes all the religious Holidays off.
I take Channukah and Christmas off 'cause I'm Holitarian, baby. NNNNGGGH. Did you hear that noise? That's the sound of TIME OFF. NNNNGGGH! YEAH IT SOUNDS SO SWEET.
holitarian by DougYoung May 15, 2009

Halitarian 

A person who avoids halal meat and halal certified products
I have been a halitarian for over 3 months and my tummy has really trimmed down .
Halitarian by Tenbox terry May 11, 2018