Habitarian 

A person (or entity) who does what they have always done, whether or not it makes sense or is logical. A habitarian's favorite explanation is "because we've always done it that way." A habitarian does not only NOT think OUTSIDE the box--a habitarian does not think INSIDE the box, or anywhere else!

Friend: Why don't you pay your bills online--it's so much easier? Habitarian: That's the way I've always done it.

habit visionary

Habitarian by Izzy Bella November 30, 2015

Holitarian 

A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.

They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!

Holitarian by High School Teacher May 15, 2009

Hobotarian 

ho-bo`TAER-ee-in (noun):

1. One who eats food advertised as Hobomodo (free items shown everyday on gizmodo.com).
2. One who derives a substantial amount of his/her nutrition from eating hobos.

Fuck Jared, I lost weight on the Hobotarian diet.

Hobotarian by Andy R.B. February 23, 2009

Happitarian 

One who only eats happy meat. Often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it's free-range, grass-fed, organic, happy meat.

Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.

Karl: I never see you eat any meat, Sue, Are you a vegetarian?

Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.

Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)

Sue: That's right!

Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.

Happitarian by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

hypitarian 

A half hypocrite and a half vegetarian. Somebody who dousnt agree with eating animals and meat and does it anyway.

Dude I am totes a hypitarian!

hypitarian by Maddog12344321 January 4, 2014

habitation 

A home. Introduced in 1995 by musician extraordinaire Beck.

My deadbeat brother keeps staying at my place. He needs to find himself a new habitation.

habitation by Shanealicious December 3, 2005

holitarian 

Someone who isn't religious, but takes all the religious Holidays off.

I take Channukah and Christmas off 'cause I'm Holitarian, baby. NNNNGGGH. Did you hear that noise? That's the sound of TIME OFF. NNNNGGGH! YEAH IT SOUNDS SO SWEET.

holitarian by DougYoung May 15, 2009