A person (or entity) who does what they have always done, whether or not it makes sense or is logical. A habitarian's favorite explanation is "because we've always done it that way." A habitarian does not only NOT think OUTSIDE the box--a habitarian does not think INSIDE the box, or anywhere else!

Friend: Why don't you pay your bills online--it's so much easier? Habitarian: That's the way I've always done it.

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Habitarian by Izzy Bella November 30, 2015

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Halfatarian

Someone whose main diet consists of mostly vegetables with little meat, (E.g Caribbean Islands)

Joey: Hey Billy, I just found out that I'm a Halfatarian

Billy: That's cool Joey, so you mainly eat vegetables with little amounts of meat?

Joey: Yes, that's corrrect!

Halfatarian by PlutoHendrix April 24, 2022

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Happitarian

One who only eats happy meat. Often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it's free-range, grass-fed, organic, happy meat.

Often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.

Karl: I never see you eat any meat, Sue, Are you a vegetarian?

Sue: Nah, I love meat too much to give it up completely. I just eat happy meat.

Karl: Oh. You're a happitarian. (Snorts in disgust)

Sue: That's right!

Karl: Well, I'm off to Burger King, where I can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. No veg-meat for me.

Happitarian by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

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Holidarian

A person who celebrates religious holidays (such as Christmas, Hanukkah, Easter, etc) despite a complete lack of religious beliefs.

Joe: "Hey I heard you're having people over for Hanukkah. I didn't know you were Jewish!"
Phil: "Oh we're not Jewish, we're doing it because we're holidarians."

Holidarian by Glucosec6h12o6 December 20, 2010

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