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a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
by ka-jay-jay July 22, 2008
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(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".

The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."
by Hajji Singh May 23, 2012
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Slang term used to refer to Arabs, or practically anyone who is of Middle Eastern descent, brown skinned or Muslim, or any combination of the above. Used in a derogatory sense.
I'm gonna beat the shit out of that halal.
by DirkD January 18, 2007
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An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".
Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."

Sammy- "Who's?"

Steve- "Oh, you know."

Joe- "Krystal's."

Kevin- "HALAL"
by kebonggg July 07, 2010
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1). Plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the Islamic way is called 'Halal' or 'Halal meat'.
2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.
Do you have Halal food in this restaurant?
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
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Used in place of allow, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.
1. "Homework? Halal."

2. "Want some bacon?"
"Halal that."

by ettolrahc March 19, 2007
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Refers to the act of or the result of masturbation in males also known as jizz or spunk.
Furthermore it can be used as an expression of excitement about a joyous event accompanied by a facial demonstration of satisfaction.
1. "There is halal all over the bed sheets."

2. "Halal! That's amazing."
by halal master February 25, 2009
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